Warning: This Website May Cause Obesity

If you're obese, you may be entitled to compensation. Click here to sue the owner of this website!

This is not a fashion site; I just liked the template and the babe. This is family-friendly entertainment. Sort of.

My name is Dr. Wesley Peppermint Hornenbugle and this is my RESUME. I have a doctorate!

This site has lots of squibs. I know, you ask yourself... what the heck is a squib!? Click here for the definition of "squib."

Or, if you need it now, click on one of the navigation links up above to choose a category of squibs (that doesn't mean click on only one of the buttons, I mean, you can click on all of them, but unfortunately it'll have to be one at a time).

Memo from the President of the United States, Barack Obama