THE BLUESY REDNECK SOUTHERN ROCK COCAINE-INDUCED HIPPIE SONG FOR TENURED ACADEMIC BABY BOOMERS


Weeeaalll ha thar hot mama from kaaayynntucky
I ain't seena ma baby in a month and a day
Gotta git a drink and a joint to wash it away
Maybe you and ahhhh maaahgt git lucky
Let's git haaaagh and craaaahh about the war
Let's take to the streets with our harleys stewed
Let's rip em up for the skynards dude
Gonna do it till our nuts are sore

CHORUS
*heeeeeeaaave*
*puke* *buuuuuuuurrrrrppppp*
*gasp*
*heeeeeaaaave*
*puke* *burpityburrrrrrrppp*
*gasp*

Sweet home arkansas let's git back home
Wharrr the grass is brown and the cows like roam man
Bring the stuff and bring the bong baby
We'll break the record for the longest orgasm maybe
We'll get haaaaagh all day and all naaaaght
As if we don't already, raaaghht?
Then we'll go to Stanford in the fall
And take over the administration, and smoke it all!!!
Haahaa!!!!

REPEAT CHORUS