True Fiction: A Woman's Climb Out of the Pit of Destruction After She Was Hit By a Truck, Steamrolled, Stepped on by a Young Model Wearing Leather Boots with Those Huge Heels, and Dumped into a Garbage Truck and Had That Thing Go Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! on Top of Her to Squish Her Down

TRUE FICTION: A WOMAN'S CLIMB OUT OF THE PIT OF DESTRUCTION AFTER SHE WAS HIT BY A TRUCK, STEAMROLLED, STEPPED ON BY A YOUNG MODEL WEARING LEATHER BOOTS WITH THOSE HUGE HEELS, AND DUMPED INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK AND HAD THAT THING GO GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! ON TOP OF HER TO SQUISH HER DOWN
"Honey, are you hurt?" asked Harry Hilliard.
"Mmmmmmmrrrrghhhhhhhhh", responded Kate, his badly injured wife who was hit by a truck, steamrolled, etc. etc.
"It's ok, don't force it. The doctor said that it would be difficult to talk with such a flat face.
"Mmmmmmmrrrrghhhhhhhhh."
"Yes, dear, Bobby did see the orthodontist and he said he needs braces. He also said he could do some teeth replacement for you."
"Mmmmmmmrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!"
"Now calm down dear. They can't just take an air pump and fill you up like a basketball. Oh, that reminds me, do you mind if I play ball with the guys this afternoon? I'll be back in time to help you swallow your dinner.
"Mr. Hilliard, can I speak to you for a moment?" It was Doctor Goldbottom.
They went outside into the hallway where all the three-dimensional people were.

to be continued.