THE ZINGIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
Zingia, my home, my land
Brave, proud, and sodium-free!
No saturated fats but not bland
Our hearts large, arteries clean!
The patriots' blood shed for fiber
Green leafy vegetables abound
Of animal fat we are not imbibers
Our bodies healthy, minds unsound.
Oh Zingia! We defend thee now
From poachers and carnivores!
Oh Zingia! We love thee oh how
Our home of lechers and whores!