Yes, I paid, for these running shoes and bails of hay
I don't know why you think I won't pay
Oh, I believe, that yes, I paid

Suddenly, there's a policeman handcuffing me
There's another hanging onto me
Oh, yes, I paid, please believe me

Why she called the cops I don't know, she wouldn't say
The line wasn't long now I know that yes, I paid

Yes, I paid, shove your coupons and your sale days
I will never shop here anyway
Oh, I believe, that yes, I paid
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