I SAW HER SANDING THERE
 
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Well, she was just 17,
You know what I mean,
And the way she worked was way beyond compare
Oh how she could sand with a sander! (ooh)
And I saw her sandin' there.

Well she looked at me, and I, I could see
That before too long she'd have her dresser done.
She only used Black & Decker (whooh)
And I saw her sandin' there.

Well, my heart went "boom,"
When the pad unscrewed,
And it cut her wrist real fine!...

Whoah, I tied her wrist tight
And I drove her out with fright,
And before too long she was at her doctor.
Now I'll never sand with a sander (whooh)
Since I saw her sanding there.