YUPPIE ROOSTERS OF THE SILICON CHICKEN RANCH

There's a hi tech farm by Route 92
Where hi tech yupsters cockadoodledoo
Peckin' their keyboards and gobblin' their mice
And the hi tech chickens think it's quite nice

They strut all night but they get up at five
To sing their stuff and all that jive
The toughest cock gets all the feed
And brag of success when it's really greed

CHORUS
Yuppie poultry, you'd better invest your eggs
Hide 'em in shelters before the IRS begs
Yuppie poultry, stop hangin' round the coop
The taxman shall cometh and turn you into soup