THE JOB RELOCATION ADJUSTMENT SONG FOR A BRITISH BLOKE FROM HADLEY

Me boss said I would get sacked
If I din't move to the States
So I packed me stuff and shipped it on
To this 'ouse near Ohio State
Now I'm a bloody American bloke
And I'm feelin' mighty low
I miss me mates from across the pond
And the birds from East Greenough!

'elp, 'elp, please! I don't like their football
Why they call it soccer I 'ave no idea at all
'elp, 'elp, please! They call their roundabouts rotaries!
I can't get used to coffee and I 'ate American cheese!

Me 'ouse is givin' me too much 'eat
And the weather is so dry
This job pays less than the Bri'ish one
Why did I do this, oh why!
Forget this I'm goin' to Australia
To chase the kangaroos
I'll sleep all day and drink all night
And say g'day mate all day throughs!

'elp, 'elp, please! I don't like their football
Why they call it soccer I 'ave no idea at all
'elp, 'elp, please! They call their roundabouts rotaries!
I can't get used to coffee and I 'ate American cheese!