Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez Propagandize for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Discuss Totalitarian Repression, Thuggery, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Gettin' Gashouse Entertainment News Reporter Studley Reemer Reporting

Yes, it's high drama in Caracas at the Presidential Palace, where Sean Penn, actor extraordinaire, met with my total idol Presidente Hugo Chavez today! (Reference the super hot AP story Sean Penn meets Chavez in Venezuela). Rumor has it that these totally hot men of the people discussed that horrid Bush and Cheney team and called for the end of the Iraq War that has killed oodles of cute little babies and all kinds of sweet little bunnies and bears just for oil. Chavez called Penn "brave" for calling for Bush's impeachment, let me tell you, if you didn't think Sean Penn was hot before, just check out this picture of him with El Presidente.

That bandaid on his cheek; heavenly! They MUST be talking about doing a movie together in that picture. Can you imagine a sequel to Fast Times, with Chavez playing an undocumented immigrant who gets picked on and Penn coming to his rescue!?

Anyway, these two heroic freedom fighters really told off Bushitler with some really fabulous quotables. Chavez said "In the name of the peoples of the world, President Bush, withdraw the troops from Iraq. Enough already with so much genocide." Genocide! He tells it like it is people. And then "If the people of the United States, those millions and millions of poor people ... if that nation realizes what is truly happening here, there would be a revolution in the United States," Chavez said, eliciting applause from Penn! They totally rock for poor people! Sean Penn had that totally cool, kinda angry poker face that all fabulous revolutionaries have, because you know, they're fighting the man.

Oh God, he gives me goosy pimples. And below it shows them getting in a car, what looks like a pretty hot limo to me! The men of the people probably went off and fought poverty together at some homeless shelter.

But can you imagine that presidential palace, it must be so cool, with servants and everything. What I wouldn't do to get in there! But I don't want to sound selfish or shallow. People are dying all over the world because of Bush, and global warming. I'm just glad that two great, GREAT men are doing all they can to end war and poverty and help the environment. This is Studley Reemer reporting.

P.S. Chavez looks SO good in red!