Tenured academic baby boomers don't listen to redneck rock. When me and my storm trooper friends were s***tin' in the
halls at Harvard, we listened to ... uh, well I was too s***faced to remember, but I know that we never listened to
Skynard or any of that crap. *buurrrrrpp* Now that I'm a professor of libidinous studies I only listen to Eminem
and Britney Spears.
- Professor Tom Krsszzckscaca, Ph.D MSc. D.M.D. D.T.
Dear Dr. Krsszzckscaca,
You made my point brilliantly!