Tenured academic baby boomers don't listen to redneck rock. When me and my storm trooper friends were s***tin' in the halls at Harvard, we listened to ... uh, well I was too s***faced to remember, but I know that we never listened to Skynard or any of that crap. *buurrrrrpp* Now that I'm a professor of libidinous studies I only listen to Eminem and Britney Spears.

- Professor Tom Krsszzckscaca, Ph.D MSc. D.M.D. D.T.

Dear Dr. Krsszzckscaca,

You made my point brilliantly!


-- WPH