You misogynistic oppressor of womyn! For thousands of years you've kept us down so we couldn't own our own businesses and become independent persuns! You turn us into baby machines and deprive us of free and safe abortions and contraceptives that might ruin your patriarchal hegemony and economic systems of oppression! And you make us anorexic with your unrealistic standards of feminine beauty! Then you turn everything in our faces and blame us for our low self-esteem! Won't anyone help us womyn who are trapped by the domestic violence of men? How long do we have to endure slavery from this testocracy!

-- Disenfranchised

Dear Disenfranchised,

Have you ever considered that perhaps you are being oppressed by your feminist indoctrinators? Think about it, if you have any brains left.

-- WPH