Listen guvnah, Oi loike the Beeuls as much as any other chap, buh you ougha 'ave some Stones tyoons wot. Oi always thot the Beeuls were for buggers mate. All tha singin 'bout love and walruses. The Stones rock wi more style guv. Stree Fighers and all that. They're real English blokes wot, not pansies gehin high you know. Paul is dead anyway guv, didn't you 'ear abou it? *hiccup* Want some ale guv?

- Tom Butler IX

Dear Guv,

Oi don't even discuss copycat bands guv. Keith Richards is dead too mate, e's just preserved really well!


-- WPH