INTERVIEW WITH A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWER BY AN INTERVIEWER WHO INTERVIEWS PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWERS
A: Good evening. Today I have with me X, a professional interviewer with a lucrative magazine who interviews top name stars. Hello X.
X: Hello, this is X. Today I have with me an interviewer who interviews professional interviewers. Good evening A.
A: What's it like to interview top stars who make billions of dollars and care about the poor?
X: What's it like to interview awesome people like me?
A: Is what you do more fun?
X: Do you drive an awesome Porsche like me, or just a Volkswagen?
A: Do I look like I care what you drive?
X: Are you happy with your lowly job, and those clothes?!
A: Would you get off your pedestal and answer my questions?
X: If I do, will you tell me who you plan to interview in the coming weeks?
A: Only if you tell me why you're such a ****.
X: Ah ha! Gotcha! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
A: Look, this isn't gonna work.
X: Sure it will, but you have to remember that my article is going to be called Interview with an Interviewer who Interviews Professional Interviewers by a Professional Interviewer.
A: How can it work?
X: Do I look like I know?
A: You don't know?
X: That's what I said, why are you so stupid?
A: Who you callin' stupid?
X: Well, this was all very interesting. Why don't you try the Interview with the Testicles of Ivan the Terrible?