If I fell down the new stairs
Would you stop all your affairs
And help me get back up
'cause I've fallen down before
And I found that I had more
Than just shaking hands

If I give my card to you
I must be sure
From the very start
That you would call my doctor soon

If I trust in you oh please
Don't call the morgue
If I can't move then oh please
Don't hurt my legs like her
'cause I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad if my long legs had blood stains

So I hope you see that I
Would love to get up
And that I will cry
When my bones break in pairs

If I fell down the new stairs