A CONDOM ON EVERY PENIS

When I create my perfect world
And everyone obeys my command
My henchmen will pass out the goods
A condom in every hand

And when my harem forms a line
To see how I will do this
They will see my profound vision
A condom on every penis

CHORUS
Iíd like to change the world
It has to be how I want it
It only exists in my mind
But it sure feels like I can own it
Itís mine, itís mine
Make every rubber fit!
And while theyíre all busy
Iíll take it, Iíll take it!

Napoleon was nothing
They didnít have the pill
But when I take over the world
Latex on every dill!

CHORUS
Iíd like to change the world
It has to be how I want it
It only exists in my mind
But it sure feels like I can own it
Itís mine, itís mine
Make every rubber fit!
And while theyíre busy
Iíll take it, Iíll take it